Saturday, 29 May 2010

[Raino] The Doctor, was it?

Rowan: Your name is Doctor?
>Yes

Rowan: OK...
So, you're [the] Doctor?
A fine name that is!

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Rowan: All right, Doctor, the time has come.
Your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold.
On your journey, you will meet countless Pokémon and people.
I'm sure that along the way you will discover many things, perhaps even something about yourself.
Now, go on, leap into the world of Pokémon!
>CUE THE FUCKING DW THEME AND SHOW ME SOME TARDIS.

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Rival Kackles: There you are! Hey, Doctor! Did you just see the TV? Sure you did! Prof. Rowan's that really important guy who studies Pokémon, right? That means he must have lots and lots of Pokémon. So if we ask him, I bet he'd give us some Pokémon!

Rival Kackles: Oh, hey! Is this a new PC?
Uh... Where was I? Oh, right, right! We're going to go see Prof. Rowan and get some Pokémon. I'll be waiting outside. OK, Doctor? If you're late I'm fining you P10 million!

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Mom: Doctor!
Kackles already left. I don't know what it was about, but he sure was in a hurry!

Mom: Oh, yes! Doctor! Don't go into the tall grass.
Wild Pokémon might attack you.
It would be OK if you had your own Pokémon, but you don't, so...
Well, take care, sweetie!

2 comments:

  1. You know... you aren't the only two people in the world that play Pokemon right?

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  2. I like pokemon!!! I saw this girl have sex with Entei. Can you do that?

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